WEE! okay that was enough wasted effort entirely..
look at me human, look at me trot so pretty.
She keeps comparing me to a giraffe, it must be my spots!
*grumble* giraffes have high heads. I am learning not to.
Seems like if lower my head the pressure goes away. Hmm..
Oh yeah, this is much more my speed..
Redheaded Endurance 
Dawww he's so cute!
Scrappy, you dork. Listen to your mother.